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Saturday, January 08, 2005

What's wrong with being honest?

Since when is being honest with people (especially girls) such a bad thing? I swear, some people look at me like I'm an alien...

posted by Eric at 5:32 PM

19 Comments:

  • Dont ask leading questions and then not explain the background... GOD.

    Samantha

    By Anonymous, at 3:04 PM  

  • The processes of inference would suggest that he has been honest with someone (probably a girl; young lady, what have you) and the result is that someone looked at him as if he were the proverbial "alien".

    Also, he is by no means "GOD". He is also not "God" or "god".

    Enjoy,
    Talc

    By Anonymous, at 3:09 PM  

  • Who the hell is Samantha?

    By Brian, at 3:12 PM  

  • #1 - I would consider that a leading question since there isn't a historical context.

    #2 - Is she hot?*

    -- Talc

    * I'm single and looking for someone who enjoys witty banter. Obviously I'm in the wrong place for all of this, but it is better for my health than Cup O' Noodles soup.

    By Anonymous, at 3:15 PM  

  • I'm with Brian. Who's Samantha?

    By Rachel, at 8:58 AM  

  • For those who want to know who I am-- I am like Eric's entry... vague and unfulfilling to read yet at the same time intriguing enough to make a comment about.

    Samantha

    By Anonymous, at 8:57 PM  

  • Well, I'm like the little devil over Eric's shoulder, so I'm obligated to ask some questions on his (potentially my) behalf. So here we go...

    1) Are you over 18?
    2) Please confirm you are female.
    3) Are you blonde? If not, please specify hair color.
    4) What is the highest level of education you have completed?
    5) Do you enjoy alcohol?
    6) Provided your answer to #2 above is "yes," would your best friend call you a sweet girl?
    7) Is your belly button pierced?
    8) If your answers are yes, yes, yes, college, yes, yes and yes, then what are you doing Saturday night?

    Thank you for taking the Official Palace Survey.

    By Brian, at 9:31 PM  

  • As a fellow Palace member, I would like to formally support Brian's survey.

    By Eric, at 9:32 PM  

  • And Brian, what's wrong with not having a college degree? ;-)

    By Eric, at 10:36 PM  

  • Is being blonde and a college degree a must, in order to receive a formal Saturday night invitation? Just curious to know how shallow some guys can be.

    By Anonymous, at 12:56 AM  

  • ^ Damn.

    ~Steve

    By Anonymous, at 4:02 AM  

  • Is asking for a girl with a college degree shallow?

    It's not a necessity - capacity for intelligent conversation will suffice, as will brunette hair with blonde streaks :)

    By Brian, at 11:29 PM  

  • In my experience I would have to classify Brian as shallow and Eric as picky.

    grammar score: 74%

    By Mr. Houck, at 3:39 PM  

  • I'm glad to see that Mr. Houk can agree with me.
    I thought girls have brown hair with blonde streaks- never do I remember answering "brunette" when someone asks me what color hair do I have?

    By Anonymous, at 8:54 AM  

  • Correction- *Mr. Houck not Houk
    I do appologize. :)

    By Anonymous, at 8:56 AM  

  • The magic number is usually 28 minutes. If after 28 minutes, a girl seems to be intelligent and fun, Shallow Brian goes away. On the other hand, if after 28 minutes a girl has no capacity for a good conversation, Shallow Brian fully emerges.

    Mr. Houck, my homework will be late tomorrow - my dog ate it.

    By Brian, at 12:38 AM  

  • And in other news today, our lovely mystery guest, Miss Samantha, has given us one clue to her hidden identity: she's a brunette.

    By Brian, at 12:40 AM  

  • So not only can Brian be shallow but he also likes to assume. I never said I was Samantha...this is someone else.

    By Anonymous, at 9:30 PM  

  • So not only can Brian be shallow but he also likes to assume. I never said I was Samantha...this is someone else.

    By Anonymous, at 6:30 PM  

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